Fairclough chant

[Monsieur Abeille]

As the son of a Yorkshireman I am deeply offended by the Paul Fairclough song about his appendage reaching his knees. This infers that Lancashire men are better endowed than the rest of us, which I find deeply worrying, if possibly true.

I hope that there will be no more singing of this offensive ditty.

[LeicesterBee]

And what about that vile song comparing John Akinde with Thierry Henry? The French will be deeply offended.