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Postby Dreamy » 13 Jul 2015, 16:45

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Re: Shark attack

Postby Mr Smart » 13 Jul 2015, 17:40

I didn't see exactly what happened but it sounds quite pathetic that it got that far and ended up in court
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Re: Shark attack

Postby beew » 13 Jul 2015, 17:43

Well I'm sure we'll all sleep a little easier tonight knowing that this hardened criminal has been brought to justice. It's great to know that in our great country that no one is beyond the law.
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Re: Shark attack

Postby Hiveoccupier » 13 Jul 2015, 17:51

"A Barnet FC steward told the court he was 'terrified' when he was beaten with an inflatable shark: 'It was only my second football game"

I guess you need to do at least 10 games before getting clobbered with an large bit of blown up plastic but if you can't stand an inflatable shark battering get out of the chip shop ?
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Re: Shark attack

Postby BeesKnees » 13 Jul 2015, 17:54

i thought it was a small inflatable. I was a rubber dinghy
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Re: Shark attack

Postby John_c » 13 Jul 2015, 18:05

Blimey it's huge
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Re: Shark attack

Postby Norfolkbee » 13 Jul 2015, 18:07

It makes the club and the steward look pretty pathetic. Bringing the case seems a complete waste of public time and money.
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Re: Shark attack

Postby Norfolkbee » 13 Jul 2015, 18:09

It makes the club and the steward look pretty pathetic. Bringing the case seems a complete waste of public time and money.
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Re: Shark attack

Postby BeesKnees » 13 Jul 2015, 18:12

John_c wrote:Blimey it's huge


We should've at least charged it entrance
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Re: Shark attack

Postby Hiveoccupier » 13 Jul 2015, 18:23

John_c wrote:Blimey it's huge



It got blown out of all proportion.
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Re: Shark attack

Postby John_c » 13 Jul 2015, 18:30

Was he waving this huge thing in an aggressive manner? You could do some damage with that thing.
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Re: Shark attack

Postby beew » 13 Jul 2015, 18:31

Hiveoccupier wrote:"A Barnet FC steward told the court he was 'terrified' when he was beaten with an inflatable shark: 'It was only my second football game"

I guess you need to do at least 10 games before getting clobbered with an large bit of blown up plastic but if you can't stand an inflatable shark battering get out of the chip shop ?


Says it all really. Do we ever employ people with experience.if this guy is terrified by a 50 year old with an inflatable shark what's he going to do when some of the nastier clubs fans come to the Hive. How this ever came to court is beyond me, a warning/caution should of been enough.
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Re: Shark attack

Postby First Half Only » 13 Jul 2015, 18:35

Please tell me this Steward is no longer employed
by the club... If he is that "terrified" by a plastic shark
I hate to think what he will be like with 100 Luton.

This Steward should hang his head in shame... pathetic
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Re: Shark attack

Postby rudebwoyben » 13 Jul 2015, 18:42

Mr Smart wrote:I didn't see exactly what happened but it sounds quite pathetic that it got that far and ended up in court


A pathetic shark? One of my favourite Viz comic characters!
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Re: Shark attack

Postby beew » 13 Jul 2015, 18:47

I wouldn't be surprised if the steward in question, was the same one who tried to get my mate arrested for the crime of using the toilet in the west stand bar without showing his membership card.
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